Thathuvams

Train yenna thaan fasta ponnalum ,
Train oda kadaisee potti kadaiseeya thaan varum!

Bus poita bus stand angayae thaan irukum
aana cycle poita cycle stand koodavae poogum!

Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu….
Aaana….
Manushanukku call illana,
Balance panna mudiyathu….

Vaayala "naai"-nu solla mudiyum
Aaana….
Naayaala "Vaai"-nu solla mudiyuma??? Think !!!

Poison 10 naal aana payasam aaha mudiyaadhu
But, payasam 10 naal aana poison aahidum!

arisi kotina vaera arisi vangalam
pal kotina vaera pal vangalam aaana
thael kotina vaera thael vanga mudiyadhu....

FILES NA OKKANTHU PAARKANUM AANA
PILES NA PAARTHU OKKARANUM

Quarter Adichittu Kuppura padukkalaam! AANA
Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu…!!

Naai Vaalai Aattalaam! AANA
Aana Vaal Naaya aatta mudiyathu!!

Trainkku ticket vaangi platformla ukkaaralaam! AANA
Aana platformku ticket vangi trainla ukkara mudiyathu!

Ulagam theriyamal valanthal avan Veguly AANA
Cricket theriyama valantha avan GANGULY

Cycle carrirer la Tiffen vachu eduthutu pogalam AANA
Tiffen carrier la Cycle vachu eduthutu poga
mudiyathu!!

1000 thaan irunthalum 1001 than perusu!!
Illegraya?????

Kaalvaai la kaal vaika mudiyum AANA
Vaaikaal la vaai vaika mudiuma???????
Optical glass-a fridgela vecha cooling glass agaadhu
Goli soda-va washing machinela vecha washing sodava agaadhu!!

Namma Evalodhan munnadi ponaalum busla modhalla okkarardhu bus
driverdhan!!

Paambu vandha padam edukkum
Aana padam edutha paambu varuma??

Running racela kaal evalavu vegama odinaalum,
Price kaikuthaan kedaikkum!!

Nee evalo periya swimmera irundhaalum,
Tumbler thannila neechal adikka mudiyaathu!!

Sodava fridgela vacha cooling soda aagum,
Athukkaaga atha washing machinela vacha washing soda aagumaa!!

Ghee roastla ghee irukkum,
Paper roastla paper irukkuma!!

Thaneera thanni nu sollalaam...Aana...
Paneera panni nu solla mudiyathu...

ULAGAM THERIYAMA VALARRAVAN VEGULY
CRICKET THERIYAMA VILAYADURAVAN GANGULY

Enna Dhan Karatela Black Belt Vanginalum
Sori Nai Torathina odi thaan Aaganum

Enna dhan meenukku neendha terinchalum
Adhala Meen kulambula neendha mudiyathu.

Quarter Adichittu Kuppura padukkalaam!
Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu...!!

Vaazhkai Thaththuvam:
Nee evalo periya dancer aa irundhaalum
Un saavukku unnaala aada mudiyuma???

Today's Punch:
Panam Varum Pogum!
Padhavi Varum Pogum!
Kavalai Varum Pofum!
Kaadhal Varum Pogum!
Aana AIDS varum... pogathu!!!

Cycle carrierle tiffin vaikalaam, aana tiffin carrierle cycle vaika mudhiyumah ...."

Ticket Vangitu ulla poradu cinema theatre, ulae poitu ticket vanguradu operation theatre...........

Kaakka ennadhaan karuppa irundhaalum adhu podara muttai vellai!
Muttai ennadhaan vellaiya irundhaalum adhukulla irukka kaakka karuppudhaan!!

Chair udainja ukkara mudiyathu! Katttil udainjaa padukka mudiyathu!
Aana muttai udainjaa dhaan omelette poda mudiyum!!!!!!!!!

Cream biscuit la cream irukkum...ana
Naay biscuitla naay irukkadhu...

Busla nee yerinalum....................
Bus unn mela yerinalum..................... ..
Ticket vangaporathu nee thannn!!!!

Punch Dialogues for Sivaji

Here are the possible punch dialogues for SIVAJI:

1. cell adicha ringu, sivaji adicha sangu!
2. kanna....
   aalu rounda irundhaa podhathu..
   aatathula all rounderaa irukkanum...
3. amaidhikku babaji adidhadikku sivaji!!
4. Thanneerai Killa Mudiyuma ?
   Sivajiya vella mudiyuma?
5. Nanban urasuna thangam
   Edhiri urasuna singam
6. Singatha konja mudiyathu ... Shivajiya minja mudiyathu ..

Ghajni Song REMIX (Forward)

GAJINI SONG - SUTTUM VIZHI -Ultimate Remix ....just enjoy
>
>
>Vetti paya mavaley Vetti paya mavaley
>Vettiya nee oorai suthadhey!
>Sattai payyil dhambadi kaasukooda illama Koottam katti vambu pesadhey!
>Netru endhan kanavil, ottai thattai yendhiye Pichai ketka soppanam
>kandane! Nee vandhu Pichai ketka soppanam kandane!
>(Vetti paya mavaley)
>Thinnayil unnai kandane Rummyil unnai kandane Kallukkadai benchil unnai
>kandane!
>Somberigal kootam pottaal,
>Nee adhil thalaivan endru
>Indru dhaley naanum kandu kondane!
>Bladeugalil mokkai blade
>Unnidmdhan naan kandane - une vaarthai
>Bladeai kollum blade enbane!
>(Vetti paya mavaley)
>Marangothi paravai ondru Sevikkuley ponadhendru Udal mudhal uyir varai
>nondhane!
>Theeyindri thiriyumindri ennudal eriyumendru Une pechai kettunarndhu
>kondane!
>Mazhai azhaga? Veyyil azhaga?
>Neeyirundhaal yedhu azhagu? Nee ooril,
>Illavittaal rendum azhagu!
>(Vetti paya mavaley)

SAMMA PETER (Forward)

The joke below is true, ABCD (American Born Confused Desi)
An Indian settled in US, who is neither here nor there is called
ABCD.
In other words "Na Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka". The story below is of an
Indian
Kid settled in U.S with an American accent explaining the
significance
of Diwali to his other Indian American brother. Have fun reading it.

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ABCD Diwali
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Subject: ABCD Diwali!


A young second generation Indian in the US, explaining the
sigificance of
Diwali to his younger brother. This is how he would go about it.

So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked
him. But, like, his step-mom KaiKei, or something, was kind of a
bitch
and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was
Ram, to
some
national forest or something...since he was going, for like,
something like
more than 10 years or so..he decided to get his wife and his brother
Laxman
along..you know...so that they could all chill out together.

But DUDE, the forest was reeeeaaaall scary shit..really man..they had
monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked ass
with darts and bows and arrows...so it was fine.
But then some bad gangster boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his
babe(Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man,
and also
his brother, Lakshman, pissed..And you DON't piss this son-of-a-gun
cuz, he
just kicks Ass and like, all the Gods were with him..
So anyways, you don't mess with Gods. So, Ram, and his brother get
an army
of monkeys..dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn
monkeys..just go
along with me, ok..so, Ram, Laksh. and their monkeys whip this
gangsta's
ass in his own hood.

Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest...and
anyways...it
gets kind of boring, you know ...no TV or mall or shit like that.
So, they
decided to hitch a ride back home...and when the people realize
that,
like, our dude, his bro and the wife are back home...they
thought, well,you know,at least they deserve something nice... and
they
didn't have
any bars or clubs in those days...so they couldn't take him out
for a drink,so they, like, decided to smoke and shit...and since
they
also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also...so it was priitttty
cool...you know with all those fireworks.. really, they even had
some local
musicians
play along with the fireworks.. and you know, what, dude, that was
the
very first, I kid you not, that was the very first music-
synkronized
fireworks... you konw, like the 4th of July stuff,
but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, THAT was
how, like,
this festival started. Cool!

"Diwali Rocks", maaannn!!
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What has IIT done for India?

I felt a strong connection with the author’s views as I was reading Five Point Someone. This is one book which any college student will be able to bond with and enjoy, mainly because it reflects the feelings that goes on in the minds of all those who hate the basic educational system of our country and are desperately trying to break out of it.

There is one thing that no one can object in this book. IIT being the best institution of our country has not contributed anything to India. It sucks into it the best brains of India (probably even the world), makes them excellent muggers and finally puts them in a neat package and sends them to the US of A or one of the world’s leading MNC’s. With the brightest minds of the country within one campus for more than 30 years, why has it not been able to bring out even one invention that has rocked the world and made the other countries turn to look at India? Why has it not been able to kindle the creativity and imagination of the students who deserve to be recognized?

A few years back, the students of IIT-M came up with an ingenious way of splitting the LASER beam in fibre optics transmission to accommodate many signals in one line. They took financial help from Denmark and finally came up with a breakthrough in telephone communication. But there was no industry back up for implementing it in our Country. The same students joined a US firm after their studies and gave them the idea. In the end US got patent for the invention. There was another group of students who came up with a way by which if the modem dials internet, the no. is recognized as a net no. and is directly connected to the ISP instead of using up the telephone connection causing congestions in lines. But the idea was later bought by a private ISP who sold it to a US company. They use our laboratory, our resources, get help from our professors and then…

The Malaysian government gives financial support for its students to go to Australian universities but with the condition that they must come back and serve their country after their studies. Here, the Singapore government gives financial aid to Indian students to get their higher education in NTU or NUS with the condition that they have to serve Singapore after their studies!!!! If you ask me…India must impose restrictions on IITians and NITians to go out of India. It may sound too harsh but think about it… India provides education to you for 21 years but in the end you give it all up to work as slaves to some foreign multinational in return for their peanut salary. Think of how much you can do for this country in return. India is our crippled, suffering, neglected mother crying out desperately for our attention…helpppppp!!!!!!!

MP Application Form (Forward)

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Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian
Elections

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1. Name of Candidate :
_______________________

2. Present Address

(i) Name of Jail :
_______________________

(ii) Cell Number :
_______________________

(If not in Jail, attach proof of illegally
occupied
residence)

3. Political Party :
_______________________
(List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological

Order)

4. Sex : [ ]

A - Male

B - Female

C - Mayawathi

5. Nationality : [ ]

A - Italian

B - Indian

(if Indian attach attested copy of ration card, police
certificate, passport, birth-certificate, electricity
bill, phone bill and local goondas NOC. If Non-indian
just Check box A)


6. Reasons for leaving last party
(circle one or more)

A - Defected

B - Expelled

C - Bought out

D - None of above

E - All of above

7. Reasons for contesting elections
(circle one or more)

A - To make money

B - To escape court trial

C - To grossly misuse power

D - To serve the public

E - I have no clue

(if you choose "D,- attach Certificate of Sanity
from a Recogonised Government Psychiatrist)

8. How many years of public service
experience do you possess ?
[ ]

A - 1-2 yrs

B - 2-6yrs

C - 6-15yrs

D - 15+yrs

9. Give details of any criminal cases
pending against you

(Use as many Additional Sheets as
you want)

10. How many years have you spent in
Jail ? [ ]

(Do not confuse with question 8)

A 1-2 years

B 2-6 years

C 6-15 years

D 15+years

11. Are you involved in any financial
scams ? [ ]

A - Why not

B - Of Course

C - Definitely

D - I deny it all

E - see a foreign hand.

12. What is your Annual Corruption
Income ? [ ]
A 100-500 Crores

B 500-1000 Crores

C Overflow...

(Convert all your $ earning from
Hawala etc to Rupees)

14.Do you have any developmental plans
for the country in mind?
[ ]

A - No

B - No

C - No

D - No

15. Describe in space provided, your
achievements :

_______________


Thumb Impresssion of
candidate

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5 reasons for carnatic music season to be in December

I was wondering why they have the carnatic music season in December and I came up with the following reasons:

1. The cold weather helps them to sing aa-aa-aaaaaa-aaaa-aa easily with the shiver in their voice.
2. The sabhas don’t have to put on the AC as the weather is already cold.
3. The NRI’s have their Christmas and New Year holidays so they will also be able to attend and the sabhas get more collection.
4. If they sing earlier in the year, they may be blamed for the natural calamities of that year.
5. The caterers can serve the leftovers of the year outside the sabhas during the Katcheri.

If you can think of any other reasons please let me know.

India-Mr.Positive

India – Mr. P

I was walking down the road that day, when I saw a man collecting the dung of cow from the pavement. I went over to him curiously and asked, “What may you be doing, young man?”. In the next five minutes, I heard the easiest solution to the world’s energy crisis from the dung collector. He said that the dung would be collected in a large tank and dried. The gas released would be used as gobar gas as fuel and for lighting purposes and the dried up dung would be used for cooking. No wonder India is stocking up its population of cows. In the future the US would come crawling to India when it’s reserve of crude oil runs out. And on top of it the ingenuity lies in Indians using bullock carts and saving the wasteful expenditure of fuel, which indirectly would go to the third world countries. Indeed, India is riding its journey to development on a bullock cart. Also these carts provide the easiest way of stress busting. While in the other countries blowing horns is declared unlawful, the Indians get their share of blaring horns as much as they want and when they come out after a good drive, their mind is calm, poised and refreshed. The Government too helps drivers by keeping the roads bad. Can you find this in any other country?

Wait…it gets better. The govt. also does not mind the other ways of stress busting of the Indians, for which punishments as high as castrations are given in other countries. This way the govt. also saves on the unwanted expenditures of building public restrooms instead encouraging growth of roadside trees, which have other advantages like providing shade for travelers. Apart from these, the Indians have found innumerable ways to use their pavement like roadside shops, parking bikes, providing shelter for the homeless, providing a place for stray dogs to raise their families(Animal rights and Protection) etc. This is what you call MAXIMUM UTILISATION OF RESOURCES (MUR). India has 16% of the world’s population, but only 2% of its land area. Wondering how they manage it. Yes…by MUR. That is incredible India.

India- Mr.Negative

India – Mr. N

“How worse can it get?” I thought, as I was walking down the mucky Indian roads. Just then, I stepped on cow dung lying on the PAVEMENT. I turned to see if anyone was looking. Then I noticed the cow behind me. I frowned. It looked as if the cow smiled back mockingly thinking, “This is how”. With almost 80% of the cows in the world, India produces just over 10% of the milk. If you think the ANCIENT mode of transport- the bullock cart has become obsolete, think again. ‘Cause here’s a country which seems to be riding it’s journey to development on a bullock cart(Animal rights and Protection), blocking the Mercedes and ford which look piteous, blaring their horns and not being able to do anything. They shout with frustration but they get the coolest response, “ yeh car jaane wala road nahin hain saheb”. Rash driving, traffic congestions and bad roads make driving a horrifying experience. Can you find it in any other country?

I walked backwards, cursing the cow, and thinking, “It possibly can’t get any worse”, when I collided with a man relieving his “STRESS”. Great. Just great. This is another thing that identifies a trademark Indian. One must be extremely careful while walking on the INDIAN PAVEMENTS, if there is one, especially during rainy season coz’ you never know the difference, if you know what I mean. “Since the pavements are being used for more important things, why not walk on the road?” you may ask. True…but my chances of getting home alive would be 0.0001%. The trucks, three-wheelers and motorbikes make you feel like Simba caught in the stampede. No traffic rules, no respect for signals and no fear of the police, these are definitely some unique aspects one can find only in India. Growing traffic due to burgeoning population is horrible. Every six months it is adding an Australia to its population. Every 9 sec one person dies and every 2 sec a baby is born. Every 7^th baby born in the world is an Indian. Wondering how they manage it. That is intolerable India.

Matrimonial ads (Forward)

This is extreme... Take a break in between!!!

Suggested Note - Try Ranking The Best


- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,
If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my
heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state
she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Homework?)
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Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may
never
create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life
can
run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have
one
brother and one sister. he should be educated.

(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love
myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........
hold
my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as
Tanwerr as
in KSBKBT......

(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding too
much,
ain't he?)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while
steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER
OF
GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE
IN
GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED
WITH
ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing{laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom
and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would bde
called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love
the
patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering
from "Ok-syndrome")
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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
CAR
AND
1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

(the "ok syndrome" again)
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
sister complity marred

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)
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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.
i
am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi
diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

(actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! J )
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Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea
frank
he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main
think
is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.
but
iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam
a
good girl. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS
YOUR.
bye bye.

(uttama purishinin)
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)
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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.

(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ...

(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

(Zebra..???)
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i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot
should
be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable

(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a
bridegroom.
I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get
one
soon.)
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i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
because boy is the maharaja.

(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)
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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not
paying
salary at present.

(Any takers again?)

Mngmnt vs. engnr (Forward)

A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. He reduces his
altitude and spots a man in a field down below. He lowers the balloon
further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet
above this field."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am. How did you know?"

"Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to
anyone."

The man below says, "You must be in management."

"I am. But how did you know?"

"You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect
me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before
we met,
but now it's my fault."