24

After Prison Break the other series that got me hooked to it, is 24. Initially I was absolutely fascinated by the concept of one entire season happening in 24 hours with each of the 24 episodes covering every consecutive hour of the day. But then after watching more seasons, the time of the incidents didn't seem to matter and after a point I stopped keeping track of the time. Cos any incident may happen at any time of the day, but it's just that they are happening continuously over a span of 24 hours.

However, there must be a willing suspension of disbelief when it comes to questions like "How the hell are the characters staying awake for so long???", "When do they eat, or even attend nature's call for that matter??" But the entire series will be an edge-of-the-seat thriller if we are willing to accept one basic fundamental law of 24: JACK BAUER CANNOT DIE!!

Here are a few of the funniest Jack Bauer Jokes that I found on the net:

It takes you 24 weeks just to watch what Jack Bauer does in a single day.

When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.

Jack Bauer quit for just five minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off.

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

Jack Bauer always tests positive for steroids. Not that he uses steroids. It's because steroids are made from Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack Bauer forced Mother Theresa to confess to several crimes.

Jack Bauer once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars.

While undercover, Jack Bauer once killed 100 babies to prove his loyalty to a terrorist organization, then killed all the terrorists with a pencil and two rolls of Scotch tape.