SAMMA PETER (Forward)

The joke below is true, ABCD (American Born Confused Desi)
An Indian settled in US, who is neither here nor there is called
ABCD.
In other words "Na Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka". The story below is of an
Indian
Kid settled in U.S with an American accent explaining the
significance
of Diwali to his other Indian American brother. Have fun reading it.

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ABCD Diwali
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Subject: ABCD Diwali!


A young second generation Indian in the US, explaining the
sigificance of
Diwali to his younger brother. This is how he would go about it.

So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked
him. But, like, his step-mom KaiKei, or something, was kind of a
bitch
and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was
Ram, to
some
national forest or something...since he was going, for like,
something like
more than 10 years or so..he decided to get his wife and his brother
Laxman
along..you know...so that they could all chill out together.

But DUDE, the forest was reeeeaaaall scary shit..really man..they had
monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked ass
with darts and bows and arrows...so it was fine.
But then some bad gangster boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his
babe(Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man,
and also
his brother, Lakshman, pissed..And you DON't piss this son-of-a-gun
cuz, he
just kicks Ass and like, all the Gods were with him..
So anyways, you don't mess with Gods. So, Ram, and his brother get
an army
of monkeys..dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn
monkeys..just go
along with me, ok..so, Ram, Laksh. and their monkeys whip this
gangsta's
ass in his own hood.

Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest...and
anyways...it
gets kind of boring, you know ...no TV or mall or shit like that.
So, they
decided to hitch a ride back home...and when the people realize
that,
like, our dude, his bro and the wife are back home...they
thought, well,you know,at least they deserve something nice... and
they
didn't have
any bars or clubs in those days...so they couldn't take him out
for a drink,so they, like, decided to smoke and shit...and since
they
also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also...so it was priitttty
cool...you know with all those fireworks.. really, they even had
some local
musicians
play along with the fireworks.. and you know, what, dude, that was
the
very first, I kid you not, that was the very first music-
synkronized
fireworks... you konw, like the 4th of July stuff,
but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, THAT was
how, like,
this festival started. Cool!

"Diwali Rocks", maaannn!!
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