India-Mr.Positive

India – Mr. P

I was walking down the road that day, when I saw a man collecting the dung of cow from the pavement. I went over to him curiously and asked, “What may you be doing, young man?”. In the next five minutes, I heard the easiest solution to the world’s energy crisis from the dung collector. He said that the dung would be collected in a large tank and dried. The gas released would be used as gobar gas as fuel and for lighting purposes and the dried up dung would be used for cooking. No wonder India is stocking up its population of cows. In the future the US would come crawling to India when it’s reserve of crude oil runs out. And on top of it the ingenuity lies in Indians using bullock carts and saving the wasteful expenditure of fuel, which indirectly would go to the third world countries. Indeed, India is riding its journey to development on a bullock cart. Also these carts provide the easiest way of stress busting. While in the other countries blowing horns is declared unlawful, the Indians get their share of blaring horns as much as they want and when they come out after a good drive, their mind is calm, poised and refreshed. The Government too helps drivers by keeping the roads bad. Can you find this in any other country?

Wait…it gets better. The govt. also does not mind the other ways of stress busting of the Indians, for which punishments as high as castrations are given in other countries. This way the govt. also saves on the unwanted expenditures of building public restrooms instead encouraging growth of roadside trees, which have other advantages like providing shade for travelers. Apart from these, the Indians have found innumerable ways to use their pavement like roadside shops, parking bikes, providing shelter for the homeless, providing a place for stray dogs to raise their families(Animal rights and Protection) etc. This is what you call MAXIMUM UTILISATION OF RESOURCES (MUR). India has 16% of the world’s population, but only 2% of its land area. Wondering how they manage it. Yes…by MUR. That is incredible India.