Thathuvams

Train yenna thaan fasta ponnalum ,
Train oda kadaisee potti kadaiseeya thaan varum!

Bus poita bus stand angayae thaan irukum
aana cycle poita cycle stand koodavae poogum!

Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu….
Aaana….
Manushanukku call illana,
Balance panna mudiyathu….

Vaayala "naai"-nu solla mudiyum
Aaana….
Naayaala "Vaai"-nu solla mudiyuma??? Think !!!

Poison 10 naal aana payasam aaha mudiyaadhu
But, payasam 10 naal aana poison aahidum!

arisi kotina vaera arisi vangalam
pal kotina vaera pal vangalam aaana
thael kotina vaera thael vanga mudiyadhu....

FILES NA OKKANTHU PAARKANUM AANA
PILES NA PAARTHU OKKARANUM

Quarter Adichittu Kuppura padukkalaam! AANA
Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu…!!

Naai Vaalai Aattalaam! AANA
Aana Vaal Naaya aatta mudiyathu!!

Trainkku ticket vaangi platformla ukkaaralaam! AANA
Aana platformku ticket vangi trainla ukkara mudiyathu!

Ulagam theriyamal valanthal avan Veguly AANA
Cricket theriyama valantha avan GANGULY

Cycle carrirer la Tiffen vachu eduthutu pogalam AANA
Tiffen carrier la Cycle vachu eduthutu poga
mudiyathu!!

1000 thaan irunthalum 1001 than perusu!!
Illegraya?????

Kaalvaai la kaal vaika mudiyum AANA
Vaaikaal la vaai vaika mudiuma???????
Optical glass-a fridgela vecha cooling glass agaadhu
Goli soda-va washing machinela vecha washing sodava agaadhu!!

Namma Evalodhan munnadi ponaalum busla modhalla okkarardhu bus
driverdhan!!

Paambu vandha padam edukkum
Aana padam edutha paambu varuma??

Running racela kaal evalavu vegama odinaalum,
Price kaikuthaan kedaikkum!!

Nee evalo periya swimmera irundhaalum,
Tumbler thannila neechal adikka mudiyaathu!!

Sodava fridgela vacha cooling soda aagum,
Athukkaaga atha washing machinela vacha washing soda aagumaa!!

Ghee roastla ghee irukkum,
Paper roastla paper irukkuma!!

Thaneera thanni nu sollalaam...Aana...
Paneera panni nu solla mudiyathu...

ULAGAM THERIYAMA VALARRAVAN VEGULY
CRICKET THERIYAMA VILAYADURAVAN GANGULY

Enna Dhan Karatela Black Belt Vanginalum
Sori Nai Torathina odi thaan Aaganum

Enna dhan meenukku neendha terinchalum
Adhala Meen kulambula neendha mudiyathu.

Quarter Adichittu Kuppura padukkalaam!
Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu...!!

Vaazhkai Thaththuvam:
Nee evalo periya dancer aa irundhaalum
Un saavukku unnaala aada mudiyuma???

Today's Punch:
Panam Varum Pogum!
Padhavi Varum Pogum!
Kavalai Varum Pofum!
Kaadhal Varum Pogum!
Aana AIDS varum... pogathu!!!

Cycle carrierle tiffin vaikalaam, aana tiffin carrierle cycle vaika mudhiyumah ...."

Ticket Vangitu ulla poradu cinema theatre, ulae poitu ticket vanguradu operation theatre...........

Kaakka ennadhaan karuppa irundhaalum adhu podara muttai vellai!
Muttai ennadhaan vellaiya irundhaalum adhukulla irukka kaakka karuppudhaan!!

Chair udainja ukkara mudiyathu! Katttil udainjaa padukka mudiyathu!
Aana muttai udainjaa dhaan omelette poda mudiyum!!!!!!!!!

Cream biscuit la cream irukkum...ana
Naay biscuitla naay irukkadhu...

Busla nee yerinalum....................
Bus unn mela yerinalum..................... ..
Ticket vangaporathu nee thannn!!!!