It happens only in India-MN

Hi,

My name is Mr. Negative (MN). I have traveled almost everywhere around the world. But the one country that disgusted me the most was India. Caught between its rich cultural heritage and a rapid wave of westernization, India is struggling hard to get itself an identity, during which process it is losing its current one. For thousands of years the Aryans, the Moguls, the Greek, the Dutch, the French, the British have all tried to destroy its strong tradition and plunder its artistic and intellectual sophistication. Having resisted them then, India is now voluntarily surrendering itself to the immoral and unethical western lifestyle. This does not show its development but a great immaturity and lack of trust in the beliefs and customs of its ancestors that had helped them survive for 5000 years.

India stands as the epitome for the saying “Everything has its own price”. Corruption seems to have infiltrated the minds of Indians in every walk of life. The Indians seem to be caught in an invisible net of dishonesty and bribe that they themselves have weaved. There is no other nation in the world that asks bribe for cremating a dead body from a family whose sole breadwinner had committed the suicide because he could not pay back his loans. It happens only in India. Disgusting India. Intolerable India.

It happens only in India- MP

Hi,

My name is Mr. Positive (MP). I have traveled almost everywhere around the world. But the one country that fascinated me the most was India. With a rich cultural heritage and strong historic background, India stands high as an example for the west. For thousands of years the Aryans, the Greek, the Dutch, the Moguls, the French, the British have all looted and plundered her, but she merely resisted them. In her 5000 year history there is not one instance of India attacking another nation. This does not show weakness but a greater maturity and impartial love to fellow human beings. Although there were many conquerors that sucked out every drop of her blood, not one of them could conquer her spirit.

India stands as the epitome for the saying “Unity in diversity”. With their large diversities ranging from religion, caste to languages and customs, the Indians still appear to be bound together by an invisible thread of patriotism and brotherhood. There is no other nation in the world with people speaking more than 2000 different languages and yet seem to understand each other and work together for building their nation. It is as if, they are mind readers, communicating with telepathy. If there is one country that could be called a nation it is India- Enchanting, India. Incredible India.

The five toughest (Forward)

The five toughest Female Questions are:

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than I?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is
guaranteed to
explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly
(i.e.;tells the
truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed
below,
along with possible responses.

Question # 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been
pensive,
dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful,
caring,
intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This
response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which
most
likely is one of the following:
a. Baseball.
b. Football.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy,
who once
told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking
to you! Al Rules!

Question # 2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: "YES!"
or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in
order, "Yes, dear."
* Inappropriate responses include:
a. I suppose so.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?

Question # 3: Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Among the incorrect answers are:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you\'re not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I
would
spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than I?

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic:
"Of course not!"

Incorrect responses include:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Define pretty
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I
would
spend the insurance money if you died.

Question #5: What would you do if I died?

A definite no-win question. (The real answer, or course, is "Buy a
Corvette.") No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least
an hour
of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:
WOMAN: Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: Yes, I would.
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with
pictures of
her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.


WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed!

Telephone conversation(Forward)

i LMAO ( laughed my head off ) while reading this...njoy

Telephone conversation between William Knott and Mr Watt :
.................................................. .......

"Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone.
"Watt."
"What is your name, please?"
"Watt's my name."
"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"
"No, this is Knott."
"Please tell me your name."
"Will Knott."
YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED,READ
THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED...
"Why not?"
"Huh? What do you mean why not?"
"Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
"But I told you my name!"
"Didn't you say you will not?"
"Not not, knott, Will Knott!"
"That's what I mean."
"So you know my name."
"Of course not!"
"Good. So now, what is yours?"
"Watt. Yours?"
"Your name!"
"Watt's my name."
"How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"
"Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you
have
not even told me yours yet.."
"You have been patient, what about me?"
"I have told you my name so many times and it is u who have not told
me
yours yet."
"Of course not!"
"See, you even know my name!"
"Of course not!"
"Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"
"Because I don't."
[Pause]
"What is your name?"
"See, you know my name!"
"Of course not!"
"Then why do you keep saying Watt is your name"
"To find out your name!"
"But you already know it!"
"What?"
"See, and you know mine!"
"Of course not!"
"Exactly!"
NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME,
BUT THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME.
"Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be
your
answer?"
"Watt's my name."
"No, no, give me only one word."
"Watt"
"Your name!"
"Right!"
[Pause before it hits him]
"Oh, Wright!"
"Yeah!"
"So why didn't you say it before?"
"I told you so many times!"
"You never said Wright before"
"Of course I did."
"Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
" do not."
"Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
"I do not!"
"Good!"
[Pause before it hits him]
"Oh, Guud!"
"Good."
"No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
"No, it's Knott!"
"Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."
"Yes Wright."

Changes

Hi guys,

I have kept my site’s name as changes coz’ my name’s anagram is changes. (C.Ganesh). But you can call me cg. (As many of my friends already do).