One-Liners(Forward)

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Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while

driving.

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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they

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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

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Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot

live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

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You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.

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True friends stab you in the front.

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Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get

tired.

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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take

it anyway.

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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with

me.

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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

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Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

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It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends

up with the same boss.

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Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

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Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for

you.

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Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because

they have to say something.

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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets

to speak.

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Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi...

ghar SWARG ban gaya... aur main...SWARGWASI...

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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is

love; after marriage it is self-defense

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the

other is husband !

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Its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as

women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle Million soldiers 2 protect a

country BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME!

Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI

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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!

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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.

Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?

Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..

A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

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